I absolutely love the opening of his last special:
“I’d like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression on his face. I’m tired of that asshole. And while you’re at it, fuck Tiger Woods too! There’s another jackoff I can do without. I’m tired of being told who to admire in this country. Aren’t you? Aren’t you sick of being told who your heroes ought to be? Being told who you outta look up too. I’ll choose my own heroes, thank you very much. And fuck Dr. Phil too!”
Haha classic.