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New Carlin HBO Special
Posted: 02 April 2008 07:19 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Have you guys seen it yet? Can be found on youtube, “It’s bad for ya”. Not the most hilarious of his specials but still very funny and to the point smile

The swearing on the bible bit :D “I’ll give as much truth as those who wrote that fucking bible how do you like that!?” :D

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Posted: 12 June 2008 07:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I worship the ground this guy treads upon. I absolutely love his shows. It’s the best thing to happen to comedy since Bill Hicks.

Watch “Back in Town” as well. It is even funnier. He spends half the show listing what pisses him off.

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Posted: 24 June 2008 09:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Arrgh, another legend passes.  What a great soul.

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Posted: 03 November 2008 09:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I absolutely love the opening of his last special:

“I’d like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression on his face. I’m tired of that asshole. And while you’re at it, fuck Tiger Woods too! There’s another jackoff I can do without. I’m tired of being told who to admire in this country. Aren’t you? Aren’t you sick of being told who your heroes ought to be? Being told who you outta look up too. I’ll choose my own heroes, thank you very much. And fuck Dr. Phil too!”

Haha classic.

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