You know… My room is pretty darn dark at nights. (probably thanks to the fact that I sometimes gets too lazy to turn on one of the many lights and my walls are dark-ish). So having a glowing shpongle head wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

... Or a glowing sandwich 8)

Makes Nuky cool. >_>

You can ask these guys for one of them.
 

Ah, righto, silly me >_>

Must have been a subconscious subliminal idea thingie thing. Cause i’ve already heard their music. And stuff… you know? You know? Hmm…? ... What!? Don’t stare at me like that! <_<

*seals mouth*

i would definately go for party novelties,eg twisted elastic fluo bow to dance with, twisted earplug that randomly distort the music you hear, maybe a twisted twister(the thing that spins), glasses or something(toy)with a varying period around 140 bpm to stare at while ‘high’ or a brand new twisted party outfit collection to see people dressing the same in parties(yuch) :twisted: ! anyway, a beach towel and a keychain are better fit to the term product.. :cry:

A keychain is a good idea. I would buy that.

Simon & Raja are 2 legendary musicians but wouldn’t it be great if they did something visual, something cinematic, something completely new?  How ‘bout a Shpongle kaleidoscope or a Shpongle hollogram projector for parties or maybe just a children’s toy that projects Shpongle visions on your wall accompanied with a simple tune or a nursery rhyme… a legal trip that combines music & visuals.  Something NOT dvd, something you can use everywhere to create a Shponglemood: a trance/sleep inducing device for better peace of mind, something that could replace all those horrible medicins like anti depressants & stuff.. a little something for the insomniacs among the Shponglefans?  I sure could use one of those ..

Okay, I know you aren’t looking for a DVD…but:

(actually, I don’t recall if this has been mentioned already)

Why not a documentary film on Twisted Records and the artists signed to them?

It will “personalize” the relation that the listenership of Twisted Records has.  As well as will let people understand what it takes to do a live performance/run a label.

Maybe not utilitarian friendly (being a DVD), but nonetheless, it is a nice marketing device.

Don’t we already have Liquid Crystal Vision?  I think Twisted should stay a mystery, that’s what makes everything so darn damn mystical.  Don’t you think this documentary would have a copycat effect on a lot of people?

hallucinogen sketchbook, what would be more apropriate?

clean, black, hard cover, preferably nice and fancy. a4 size. quality sketch paper.
bring it on!

oh oh oh!!

what about a watch?  a really screwy one?
or how about a magic 8 ball? you could have a lot of fun with the messages. lol…that would be fun :D
finger puppets
a cook book full of twisted recipies (artist’s favorites)

bumper stickers… like “What Would Simon Do?”  :wink:

How about a Twisted chillum? With logo and all… I think it’d be a great idea…. Catch Kayo or Alverman and I’m sure they’d be receptive to the idea..

i’m all for twisted undies…don’t get your knickers in a twist n’all that. not sure about the thongs tho that is ZO 2005..boy shorts all the way!

other ideas for your consideration…

twisted mineral water - water like any other but at 5 quid a bottle the price is TWISTED

shpongleyes sleeping eyemasks for the plane that have open eyeballs printed on the out side. freak people out with your weird unblinking shpongle stare whilst catching 40 winks on the way to a gig!

Twisted head cleaner to squeegie your brain

twisted *grow your own dj* planting kit. never be stuck for dinner party music again!

twisted ‘wet willy’ earplugs (set of three) ..the pink one goes in your third ear.

twisted hot pluggable mp3 players loaded with twisted music.

twisted *temporary* tattoos to patch onto your third eye and tattoos of “frequency” and “resonance” for each nipple. (ps what is ‘twisted’ is that theyre only temporary if your solar orbit is over 30, 000 earth years per cycle.)

“twisted budgie munch” - feed this to your cute little Dottybird and watch her go twisted colours of fluoro pink, orange and lime green

twisted super strength deodorant…in time for the birthday party please.

TwisTits - tight t’s for girls

TwistIts - tight pants for boys

Twisted Searchlight (a la Batman) beam this 23 gigawatt baby into the sky and know that good music is on its way ...limited edition, price on application.

twisted kitchen helper..a device that can turn normal vegetables and other foodstuffs into spirals. imagine…twisty chips with twisted peas all year round.

twisted gut *easygo* tablets…..for when you’ve had too many twisty fries.

Shponglespores iPod dock. just nestle your iPood in the pulsating dock and watch it release billions of nanobots in a synchronised audio visual display

Dorset Perception Portable Portal.. a quantumdigiwatch. wear this fashionable cubic zirconia item on your arm and have interdimensional travel anywhere anytime. no more slipping out the back door.

Shponglesores - branded band-aids

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but seriously tho…twisted *classic* collection merchandise with the old logo is bound to be a winner

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WHAT DO ((i)) think ?

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