i’m all for twisted undies…don’t get your knickers in a twist n’all that. not sure about the thongs tho that is ZO 2005..boy shorts all the way!
other ideas for your consideration…
twisted mineral water - water like any other but at 5 quid a bottle the price is TWISTED
shpongleyes sleeping eyemasks for the plane that have open eyeballs printed on the out side. freak people out with your weird unblinking shpongle stare whilst catching 40 winks on the way to a gig!
Twisted head cleaner to squeegie your brain
twisted *grow your own dj* planting kit. never be stuck for dinner party music again!
twisted ‘wet willy’ earplugs (set of three) ..the pink one goes in your third ear.
twisted hot pluggable mp3 players loaded with twisted music.
twisted *temporary* tattoos to patch onto your third eye and tattoos of “frequency” and “resonance” for each nipple. (ps what is ‘twisted’ is that theyre only temporary if your solar orbit is over 30, 000 earth years per cycle.)
“twisted budgie munch” - feed this to your cute little Dottybird and watch her go twisted colours of fluoro pink, orange and lime green
twisted super strength deodorant…in time for the birthday party please.
TwisTits - tight t’s for girls
TwistIts - tight pants for boys
Twisted Searchlight (a la Batman) beam this 23 gigawatt baby into the sky and know that good music is on its way ...limited edition, price on application.
twisted kitchen helper..a device that can turn normal vegetables and other foodstuffs into spirals. imagine…twisty chips with twisted peas all year round.
twisted gut *easygo* tablets…..for when you’ve had too many twisty fries.
Shponglespores iPod dock. just nestle your iPood in the pulsating dock and watch it release billions of nanobots in a synchronised audio visual display
Dorset Perception Portable Portal.. a quantumdigiwatch. wear this fashionable cubic zirconia item on your arm and have interdimensional travel anywhere anytime. no more slipping out the back door.
Shponglesores - branded band-aids
but seriously tho…twisted *classic* collection merchandise with the old logo is bound to be a winner