Just a few, to get us started:
I don’t understand parents who drop their kids off at school doing 50 mph in the school zone! What the hell?! It’s YOUR kids in there!!!
Those “type in the confirmation codes?” Yeah, those don’t work so well for drunk folks looking to score an online game of Spades! ![]()
How many times are you going to call/text/mail/email me about upgrading my phone service/car insurance/haircut appointments/some cruise I went on three years ago/pest extermination/special sale at the store for “valued customers only”/invitations to be featured in a who’s who among my graduating high school class (1994)? I really just don’t have that kind of time!!
Shout ‘em out, y’all ![]()
and p.s., do I need to be on this list for my prolific use of smileys? ![]()