Hi Electrobot! 
Dear Twisted,
I was wondering when you would release the i-fucking-hate-your-fucking-album-and-site app.? You promised it would be out earlier last year but it Never arrived - does this mean you are not going to release it ever?
Like Never?!
Then why do you make promises like that? Don’t you realise how many hearts you break every day? I have been looking forward to its arrival for two whole years now, peeking in here everyday to see if it finally graced this earth or not, lol.
I am a really gifted professional ticket counter at the only local music hall out here in Tiruvananthapuram so please cut me some fucking slack by releasing it sooner than you expected to last year.
Love,
Rev.