lol, you all need a new topic, compliments of one of the noisiest persons you might meet, aka ME
SO —the rapture—anybody gone yet???  Tho if you are I don’t supppose you’d be posting…..

I’m upset that they chose my birthday to end the world… though I’m enjoying the idea of the “Rapture prank”.  The prank involves taking unwanted clothing and shoes and placing them on sidewalks and in yards around town.

The ideal place to pull this prank would be on the grounds of the church pimping this idea… just to confuse them.

There are going to be a lot of disgruntled morons tomorrow…
Wish I had thought of a donation-deposit-fund… Nothing wrong with cranking on stupid people, right?

cjpience - 21 May 2011 03:09 PM

There are going to be a lot of disgruntled morons tomorrow…
Wish I had thought of a donation-deposit-fund… Nothing wrong with cranking on stupid people, right?

There is a company selling “rapture insurance”.  They’ll look after your left behind pets, loved ones, etc.  Quite the brilliant angle. 

Also :

Funny picture. And underpants are over-rated.

I was waiting by the window all day! And nothing…

oh wait…I think something’s happening…

I feel demonic rumblings in the pit of my stomach….never mind…. It’s just gas…

This shit is hilarious! I wonder what the t-shirt printers were thinking when they were making all of these fluorescent yellow rapture shirts. Complete idiocy.

Hi all first post from heaven, finally getting 8 mbps!

@ digilatex

how’s the weather up there? seen anyone you know?

digilatex - 23 May 2011 12:51 PM

Hi all first post from heaven, finally getting 8 mbps!

You should tell the big man to upgrade. He can get 32 mbps mobile broadband. Handy for his many travels

Dragonfly - 24 May 2011 02:37 AM

@ digilatex

how’s the weather up there?

funny i was going to ask s.b.h. the same thing

thanks dimu but i’ve lost his number and he never added me to his facebook

no matter, it’s just one big party up here anyway

ummm, speaking as one who is now a heavenly creature myself, @digilatex where are you hiding??  i didn’t see you at the colloqium in the north wing today…

I meant about asking you how the weather is up there….‘cause yer not wearing any underpants

and north wing? what? colloqium, huh? i don’t see no buildings, fyi i was busy getting an oil rub from Ms. Monroe on a bed of pegasus feathers…

ah, you should thank me, then, becuase I donated those feathers from my famed Pegasus flock up here   As to the weather (sans underpants), nice and breezy, just how i likes