For Guys that write that greatest music to grace this planet (and I think some of the outer planets too. There was even a report of a shpongle DJ set on HD 209458b ),
You guys make boring cloths…
(even though I do love my shpongle hooded top that every body says “shpongle who…?” to.)
When are you gonna make some amazingly hot merchandise, you know back to paisley shirts I say with glowing shpongle masks that change colour in the sun. And c’mon, hows about a poster for my studio. You know the one I can put next to my Led Zep, Pink Floyd and Autographed copy of Last Days of Gravity. I’m talkin’ about the poster Simon shows off in the Twisted DVD. Or the like.
Or you could wack it in the next shpongle album. with the Shpongle car stickers.
What do ya say gents?